Quote of the Week

I don't really know what day it is any more, so I tend to forget to post things like "Quote of the Week" and "Clip of the Week" on their pre-determined days. Although let's be honest, I always forgot to do that, baby or not. At any rate, while we all really don't care about the NBA, I do still love Kevin Garnett.

This is why: angered about the condensed training camp schedule that the lockout (and Commissioner David Stern's insistence on opening the season on Christmas Day, with the Celtics tipping things off at noon) made necessary, Garnett dropped this gem...

This week's QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those of you who can cook, y'all know what I'm talking about. If y'all can't cook, this doesn't concern you."
                       - Celtics forward Kevin Garnett

I... what in the... what? Whatever. Garnett isn't the first sports figure to make a weird food reference this week, nor is he the first Boston sports figure to use a cooking metaphor to express his anger. But he does win some points for his efforts... because chemistry is not a chimichanga. Or something.

[Deadspin]