Twitter Summary, Day 2

If you're still not following me on Twitter (@CrimsonCavalier), now would be a good time to start. Either way, here's what you've been missing:

• Was DHS behind the #OWS crackdown? http://bit.ly/rFZCvB Definitely not consistent with the Dept's original purpose... #ourtaxdollarsatwork
• Okay, maybe it's NOT all about Tiger... http://es.pn/sP0E8K #Steviewinsagain 
• More DHS: Europe bans X-ray body scanners over safety concerns... keep up the good work, TSA http://bit.ly/se47Ir 
• Ah yes, the curse of intellect: kids with high IQs are more likely to turn into drug users as adults. http://bit.ly/tNhpzg
• Wells Fargo: "80 is the new 65" http://bloom.bg/vR2Vyd ... um, average U.S. life expectancy is 78.3... #retirementisdead 
• Congress to declare pizza a vegetable: http://bit.ly/rZLKWA In unrelated news, Congress less popular than King George: http://bit.ly/tKz8CS 
• One of these kids is not like the others... http://bit.ly/rG1P9U 

A little of this, a little of that. I'm a particular fan of the Wells Fargo declaration of a new standard retirement age--I'd love to laugh at their idiocy, but it just might be the most honest thing a banker has said in years.