Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

There are 250,000 patents impacting smartphones

I'll keep this one short and sweet, because I've been writing about the topic of patents and smartphones a fair amount lately. But I thought this piece from Techdirt did an excellent job of illustrating my recent points, and I'd be remiss if I didn't share it here.
A new analysis shows just how insane the patent thicket is today. Done by "defensive" patent aggregator RPX..., the estimate is that a stunning 250,000 active patents today impact smartphones. 250,000. As the article notes that's one in six active patents today -- and for an industry that is certainly less than 1% of US GDP. As a comparison, the pharma industry, often put forth (inaccurately, in my opinion) as an area where patents make sense, has accounted for a little over 6% of US patents over the past 15 years. Also, there's this: 
... in the pharmaceutical industry, there are approximately 46.8 patents per every 1,000 jobs, whereas in the computer and peripherals equipment sector, there are 277.5 patents per 1,000 jobs. Even the semiconductor industry, known for its highly complex products, has a patent/job ratio of 111.6 patents per 1,000 jobs -- approximately 40% the rate of patents to jobs as the computer and peripherals market. 
It definitely appears that there's something of a "bubble" going on around smartphone patents -- which is what happens when you have a hot emerging area, combined with ridiculously broad patents. It also makes for an astounding minefield for anyone new who wants to enter the space, especially if you don't have a massive war chest to license or fight in court.
Wow. I'm not sure what else to add here, except to say that Apple has very definitely contributed to this growing bubble. Obviously, though, they're not alone.

[Techdirt]


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The cult of the smartphone

Tim Iacono tipped me off to an interesting Wall Street Journal article about cell phones that I hadn't yet seen. It raised some points that I've been thinking about for quite some time, and I thought they were worth sharing here.
Heidi Steffen and her husband used to treat themselves most weeks to steak at Sodak Shores, a restaurant overlooking a lake near their hometown of Milbank, S.D. Then they each got an iPhone, and the rib-eyes started making fewer appearances. 
"Every weekend, we'd do something," said Ms. Steffen, a registered nurse whose husband works at a tire shop. "Now maybe once every month or two, we get out." 
More than half of all U.S. cellphone owners carry a device like the iPhone, a shift that has unsettled household budgets across the country. Government data show people have spent more on phone bills over the past four years, even as they have dialed back on dining out, clothes and entertainment—cutbacks that have been keenly felt in the restaurant, apparel and film industries... 
Labor Department data released Tuesday show spending on phone services rose more than 4% last year, the fastest rate since 2005. During and after the recession, consumers cut back broadly on their spending. 
But as more people paid up for $200 smartphones and bills that run around $100 a month, the average household's annual spending on telephone services rose to $1,226 in 2011 from $1,110 in 2007, when Apple Inc.'s iPhone first appeared. 
Families with more than one smartphone are already paying much more than the average—sometimes more than $4,000 a year—easily eclipsing what they pay for cable TV and home Internet... But the question for the industry is how much bigger bills can get before the cuts in other parts of the family budget grow too painful. 
The article goes on to discuss an interesting developing battle with respect to smartphone data plans—with data usage now skyrocketing, cell phone carriers like Verizon are now eliminating unlimited data plans for customers who wish to buy smartphones at the subsidized rate. This means that many customers will have to either choose to actually pay full price for their iPhones (which very few can afford to do), or else pay even more in their bills each month.


I've always found it amazing how much people will be willing to pay on a per-month basis in order to avoid actually paying full price for their phones—in many cases, over the course of two years with an iPhone, people will pay 4 to 5 times the actual retail cost of the device just on monthly bills, without even thinking about what they're doing.

It's a topic that blogger Karl Denninger has tackled at length on multiple occasions, especially when Sprint announced that they would be allowing iPhones on their prepaid network without a contract. Citing a Fox Business article, Denninger wrote:
Virgin Mobile USA, a prepaid brand of Sprint, on Thursday announced it will offer the Apple iPhone on a no-contract basis to customers starting on  June 29, but you may want to think twice before jumping ship from your current  carrier if you're already an iPhone owner. 
The "garf" is that you're going to have to pay cash for the phone -- in this case, $549 or $649, depending on the model you want.  No subsidy. 
But.... the plan is $35/month for 300 minutes of voice and unlimited text and data. 
Now consider that over two years if you buy the phone from AT&T it breaks down like this: 
$199 up front for the iPhone 4S 
$39.99/mo for base 450 minute service 
$30.00/mo for 3gb of data 
$20.00/mo for unlimited text messages 
====== 
$89.99/mo * 24 months = $2,159.76 + $199 = $2,358.76 over two years 
Now on Virgin, it's $649 up front and then $35/month * 24 months, or $1,489.00 over two years. 
Want to pay an extra $869 plus additional taxes and fees on the AT&T service that are billed separately but not on Virgin, which simply charges sales tax (this can easily be $200 or more over those two years.) 
Go right ahead. 
For everyone else just tell AT&T and Verizon to***** off.
Interesting analysis. For what it's worth, the cost of using an iPhone on Virgin is still pretty damned expensive, but at least you're not locked into a two-year contract at exorbitant rates just to pay off the effective "loan" that you took out to buy your overpriced phone.

Either way, even though I personally continue to do it (not with an iPhone, with an Android, but that's a story for a different day), I really can't figure out how so much of America can justify spending so much on phone service even as they're cutting back on just about everything else.

Sometimes I wonder, in our desperate attempts to stay "connected" to the world with our phones, are we risking becoming completely disconnected instead? Once we choose to stay home and play with our phones rather than going out and having meals with friends, I think that choice has already been made. It's a weird choice, but we are where we are.

[Wall Street Journal]
[Market Ticker]

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

On patents and innovation

I'm often tempted to write a post about patent law and its ambiguous-at-best impact on innovation, but for some reason I never actually do it. In part, I think that's because I assume I've already covered it on the blog, but in searching through my history it seems like I haven't (maybe here, and here, kinda sorta, but those are sort of different points).

At any rate, in the wake of the overly broad and frankly pretty ridiculous court ruling that went in Apple's favor against Samsung in the companies' ongoing patent war, I thought this was a useful time to broach that topic once and for all. To set the table for this argument, I'll first share with you a nice little chart from Alex Tabarrok over at the Marginal Revolution blog.

In layman's terms, Tabarrok's chart argues that while some level of patent protection is necessary in order to protect intellectual property and encourage experimentation and innovation in the business realm, there comes a tipping point at which overly strong (or overly specific) patent protections become counter-productive.

At that point (which we have now passed), large companies begin to use their vast legal resources to patent everything under the sun (read this piece for an example of how it goes down), even those things which are not yet commercially viable and which they have no intention of bringing to market. They do this simply to protect their dominant market position, preventing smaller competitors from threatening their near-monopolies.

Apple, for one, has become particularly aggressive in its manipulation of patent law, literally attempting to patent every aspect of every product that it manufactures, in an obvious attempt to prevent competitors from entering into any market in which Apple operates. That's ironic, given Apple and Steve Jobs' well-known, unapologetic history of being an imitator and/or thief of other companies' intellectual property—but Apple doesn't care much about irony or intellectual consistency, just piles of money.

Regardless of the details of the cases discussed in that last link, Apple and Microsoft are indisputably stronger companies today because of the competition between the two of them (oh, and Xerox, don't forget about Xerox). Now, Apple is trying to stifle just that kind of competition in the present day, and so far courts are falling for it.


That may not last for long, though, if U.S. Circuit Judge Richard Posner (whom I've written about here and here) has anything to say about it. In this ruling and others, Posner has consistently referred to a "dysfunctional patent system" in this country, one that has run amok and now operates contrary to the public interest (that last remark is a direct rebuke of the primary justification of patent law in the first place). Will Posner be able to do anything about it? In the short run, it's doubtful, but I certainly hold out hope.

In the long run, our economy's only hope for rescuing itself from its current malaise is not via money printing or trade sanctions against China (so please, guys, seriously, stop trying that dumb shit), but through innovation—real, honest, serious innovation, the kind that makes us all legitimately more productive and prosperous. Our country has been great for the last century not because it has protected its largest corporations' market positions, but because it has allowed and enabled start-ups to thrive without smacking down their creations on dubious patent grounds.

So let's hope our country's future is determined a little bit more by Richard Posner and a little bit less by Apple—no matter how much you like your new iPhones, believe me, you shouldn't be rooting for Apple, at least not anymore. I know I'm not.

[Marginal Revolution]

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

On Goldman, "asymmetric service", Apple, and (the lack of) jail time

It's been a little while since I ranted about the rampant and blatant illegality that is allowed to persist on Wall Street ever since the bailout (because, remember, Wall Street is our Main Street), but I simply can't let the events of the last week go by without mention. I'll present to you three separate news items, all of which... ahem... may or may not be related.

First up, directly from our friends at the SEC (dated April 12th, emphasis mine):
The Securities and Exchange Commission today charged that Goldman, Sachs & Co. lacked adequate policies and procedures to address the risk that during weekly “huddles,” the firm’s analysts could share material, nonpublic information about upcoming research changes. Huddles were a practice where Goldman’s stock research analysts met to provide their best trading ideas to firm traders and later passed them on to a select group of top clients. 
Goldman agreed to settle the charges and will pay a $22 million penalty. Goldman also agreed to be censured, to be subject to a cease-and-desist order, and to review and revise its written policies and procedures to correct the deficiencies identified by the SEC. The Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA) also announced today a settlement with Goldman for supervisory and other failures related to the huddles. 
“Higher-risk trading and business strategies require higher-order controls,” said Robert S. Khuzami, Director of the Commission’s Division of Enforcement. “Despite being on notice from the SEC about the importance of such controls, Goldman failed to implement policies and procedures that adequately controlled the risk that research analysts could preview upcoming ratings changes with select traders and clients.” 
The SEC in an administrative proceeding found that from 2006 to 2011, Goldman held weekly huddles sometimes attended by sales personnel in which analysts discussed their top short-term trading ideas and traders discussed their views on the markets. In 2007, Goldman began a program known as the Asymmetric Service Initiative (ASI) in which analysts shared information and trading ideas from the huddles with select clients. 
According to the SEC’s order, the programs created a serious risk that Goldman’s analysts could share material, nonpublic information about upcoming changes to their published research with ASI clients and the firm’s traders. The SEC found these risks were increased by the fact that many of the clients and traders engaged in frequent, high-volume trading.
Okay, so for those of you keeping score at home, Goldman admitted to engaging in a blatant insider trading scheme (with a very catchy name, the Asymmetric Service Initiative) for several years before and after the bailout, and paid a paltry $22 million fine as a result. Similar behavior by you or me would land us in jail for several years, but that's beside the point.

Up next, from last night, per Reuters (again, emphasis mine):
U.S. stocks scored their biggest gains in a month on Tuesday after Coca-Cola led a round of strong earnings and as concerns about Europe's debt crisis eased as Spanish bond yields fell. 
Apple Inc shares ended a five-day losing streak with a rally of 5.1 percent, helping the Nasdaq Composite close above 3,000. The stock closed at $609.70 and booked its best day in almost three months after it dropped 8.8 percent in the previous five sessions.
Wow, that's a pretty strong rally after a pretty ugly sell-off. I wonder who was buying... NEXT! From this morning...
In a research note this morning Goldman Sachs is not only sticking with its its “conviction” buy rating on Apple, but it also boosted its 12-month price target on the stock to $750 from $700. 
“Despite recent volatility, we continue to believe Apple’s shares are very attractive at current levels,” said Bill Shope, an analyst at Goldman. “It remains our top pick, and we’d be buyers ahead of March-quarter results.”
Oh, really? You "would be" buyers? Ahead of "March-quarter results"? YOU ALREADY WERE the f*%$^&cking buyers, ahead of your own freaking upgrade, you scumbags (ahem, allegedly).

This is truly epic. The week after Goldman admits to the SEC that it's been kinda, sorta, possibly, illegally leaking info regarding its rating calls to its own traders and top clients for years, it goes ahead and (ahem, allegedly) does the exact same thing with Apple, the largest market-cap company in the world (and therefore also one of the most watched and most heavily traded). That's... bold.


Not surprisingly, Apple stock opened up higher this morning, then began to sell off after the initial pop. What do I think happened? Privileged clients got the leaked info, bought ahead of the news (along with Goldman's traders), then sold some or all of their shares back out today to the suckers on the street who waited for the news to become public. It's a cute trick, and it's also viciously illegal (it's basically a variation on the old "pump and dump", but nobody was ever bold enough to try to pull it off on a huge company on this kind of scale... until Goldman). But no worries, just pay a small token fine and all is well. Move along, folks.

"Asymmetric service", indeed. I'll tell you what, I'm going to start a bank robbery scheme, but I'm going to refer to it as my "Selective Wealth Redistribution Program"... think I'll be able to get away with that one by just agreeing to pay back a small portion of what I stole? Yeah... I didn't think so.

[SEC]
[Reuters]
[WSJ]

Monday, March 19, 2012

A few of my favorite charts

I realize I went radio silent last week, and I apologize. Work and family concerns took a front seat for a bit, but I'm intending to get back to blogging business soon. For now, enjoy a few of my favorite charts that I've come across lately. There's a bit of a common thread here... see if you can spot it.

STUDENT LOAN DEBT OUTSTANDING
GLOBAL CENTRAL BANK ASSETS (i.e. MONEY PRINTING)
MARKET IMPACTS OF "QUANTITATIVE EASING"
APPLE STOCK (AAPL)
Remember, buy Apple. It's "cheap". And now it even pays a dividend!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Quote of the Week

Well, I was really tempted to give this week's Quote of the Week honors to Patriots' tight end Rob Gronkowski, who responded to the Pats' return trip to the Super Bowl (Gronk's first appearance in the big game) by telling an ESPN Deportes reporter, "Yo soy fiesta". Well said, Robert--you are the meathead's meathead.

But instead, I'm going to follow up on last week's Clip of the Week, in which Jon Stewart exposed some of the horrific work conditions in China that help create our iPhones (and Xboxes, and Playstations, etc...).

This story gained some more traction over the weekend, upon the release of a long New York Times article that examined some of the issues that led to our nation's now-ravished manufacturing base. The piece is fascinating and well-written, and it's frankly a must-read for every American--especially Apple fans.

Those who have read me often know that I am far from an Apple fan--I think Apple is (or, at least, has become) an evil corporation masquerading as the consumer's "fun friend" (note their EULAs), and I don't support their manipulative and exploitative business model at all (even while I admit that many of their products are pretty cool).

That said, Apple is far from unique in its massive use of Chinese labor to create its products--they just happen to be one of the biggest companies, and therefore easiest targets. What I've chosen as this week's Quote of the Week is from the New York Times article, does involve Apple, and it's simultaneously amazing and troubling.

This week's QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"Apple had redesigned the iPhone's screen at the last minute, forcing an assembly line overhaul. New screens began arriving at the plant near midnight. A foreman immediately roused 8,000 workers inside the company's dormitories, according to the executive. Each employee was given a biscuit and a cup of tea, guided to a workstation and within half an hour started a 12-hour shift fitting glass screens into beveled frames. Within 96 hours, the plant was producing over 10,000 iPhones a day."
                      - New York Times

My first reaction to this anecdote was "wow". The Chinese, with their billion-plus people, simply operate on a different level of scale and speed than we do here in America. It's hard to compete with that, no matter who you are.

But the more I thought about it, the more I began to agree with Yves Smith's take on the matter--if an American company housed its own employees on-site, and was able to force its workers into an immediate 12-hour shift without notice and with nothing more than some tea and a biscuit... wouldn't we have some people complaining that those were conditions amounting to slavery?


There's definitely a problem here when it comes to worker conditions, and I think we risk ignoring the troubling legacy of the Civil War if we continue to ignore these kinds of issues. Yes, slavery is illegal here and in most countries, and it has been for some time. But slavelike working conditions are still very much alive, and we have benefited greatly from them here in the United States (as consumers, not as workers). Is that really something we want to see continue?

[New York Times]

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Clip of the Week

Okay, Clip of the Week time...

Even though I really want to post video of Tom Brady's ridiculous night against the Broncos, I'm going to pass on that. I'm also going to pass on going the ESPN "Not Top 10" route by posting this not-quite-goal from U.S. national soccer team player Robbie Findley.

That's because Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert were on fire (again) this week, checking in with a couple of wildly entertaining segments. The two teamed up to do a fantastic bit of satire in this bit (while also shining light on a horrifically broken political fund-raising system), and I highly recommend watching it.

But I thought Stewart saved his best work for this clip, and therefore it's our Clip of the Week. Ever want to know how your iPhone comes into existence? Jon Stewart lets you know...

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I've been on record here before saying that our "currency manipulator" tough talk with respect to China is misguided, and I stand by that. We'd be much better served if we cast our attention in the direction of worker rights, which has absolutely nothing to do with the relative value of the dollar against the yuan.

I don't believe that unfair labor practices in China are the only reason that we've lost our manufacturing base--I believe that our monetary and fiscal policy have played a giant role as well--but I do believe that they exist and that they are important to address. We shouldn't tolerate this kind of crap just so that we can have fun toys to play with (no matter how much we may have loved Steve Jobs). Bravo to Stewart for doing such a great job on this topic.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Fake Apple stores? Fake Apple stores.

Many months ago, I wrote a post (and a series of follow-up posts) about the "unintended consequences of globalization", focusing at times on the budding trade war/currency war with China over "unfair" trade practices. While the harsh political rhetoric toward China that dominated the headlines last fall may have subsided (to be replaced by harsh rhetoric surrounding debt ceilings--how quickly we move on), the underlying issues most certainly have not.

One of the issues with globalization that I did not write much about--but that is no less important--is the issue of counterfeiting. CNBC recently aired a long piece on the issue of counterfeit goods, estimating that nearly 7% of all global trade was comprised of counterfeit products. Simply put, when companies outsource their production overseas, they lose a certain amount of oversight and take a significant risk of losing their intellectual property rights--IP may be well protected here in the US, but it's the Wild West over in China.

For evidence of the Wild West, look no further than Kunming, China:
The Western news media is replete with pithy descriptions of the rapid changes taking place in China: China has the world’s fastest growing economy. China is undergoing remarkable and rapid change. This represents a unique moment for a society changing as quickly as China.
You probably read such things in the paper every day – but if you have never been to China, I’m not sure you know quite what this means on a mundane level. As I’ve mentioned elsewhere on this blog, in the 2+ years that RP and I have been in our apartment, much of the area around us has been torn down, rebuilt, or gutted and renovated – in some cases, several times over...
So when we strolled down a street a few blocks from our house a couple weeks ago, I was only sort of surprised to see this new place, one that any American of my generation can probably recognize instantaneously:
It’s an Apple store!
Or is it?
RP and I went inside and poked around. They looked like Apple products. It looked like an Apple store. It had the classic Apple store winding staircase and weird upstairs sitting area. The employees were even wearing those blue t-shirts with the chunky Apple name tags around their necks.
We proceeded to place a bet on whether or not this was a genuine Apple store or just the best ripoff we had ever seen – and to be sporting, I bet that it was real...
You have already guessed the punchline, of course: this was a total Apple store ripoff. A beautiful ripoff – a brilliant one – the best ripoff store we had ever seen (and we see them every day). But some things were just not right: the stairs were poorly made. The walls hadn’t been painted properly.
Apple never writes “Apple Store” on it’s signs – it just puts up the glowing, iconic fruit.
The name tags around the necks of the friendly salespeople didn’t actually have names on them – just an Apple logo and the anonymous designation “Staff”. And of course, Apple’s own website will tell you that they only have a few stores in Beijing and Shanghai, opened only recently; Apple famously opens new stores painstakingly, presumably to assure impeccable standards and lots of customer demand.
Is this store a copy of one of those in Beijing? A copy of a copy in another Chinese city? A copy of a copy of a copy?! While you’re pondering that, bear in mind: this is a near-perfect ripoff of a store selling products that were almost unknown when we first came to China. My white MacBook was likely to draw only blank stares or furrowed brows as I sat gnashing my teeth trying in vain to get a piece of Chinese software to run on it.
Wow. I've heard plenty about counterfeit goods (and, if we're being honest, even purchased some of them on street corners in Manhattan), but this is the first I've heard of an entire counterfeit store. That takes a whole new level of dedication, of research, and most importantly, of boldness. Check out some more of these pictures from the blog:

Crazy stuff.

Of course, like counterfeit goods, some counterfeit stores are better than others. The authors of the piece found several fake Apple Stores in their neighborhood, including this one with a careless typo:

It's hard to imagine that this is what Apple had in mind when it started shipping its production overseas, but this is one of the unseen costs of offshoring jobs (and, of course, yet another unintended consequence of globalization).

No word yet on whether the industrious (and morally relativist) Chinese have begun work on a ripoff of Manhattan's famous 59th Street Apple Store. Stay tuned...

[BirdAbroad]

Thursday, June 2, 2011

A snapshot of America

Before I launch into this post, a disclaimer: much like in this post on racial profiling, the study I am going to cite here suffers from self-selection bias--that is to say, it's not necessarily reflective of the population at large, and it should therefore be taken with a large grain of salt. But it's still a little troubling.
Times Square and Rockefeller Center often top the must-see list for New York City-bound tourists, but the Lourve-inspired [sic] Apple store on Fifth Avenue is surprisingly the number one most photographed attraction in Manhattan.
Researcher Eric Fischer mapped and analyzed millions of photos on Flickr that were taken throughout the city and looked at their geo-tagged information -- such as time and date they were shot --to determine patterns of interest.
Although the sleek glass exterior of the Fifth Avenue Apple store gets the most pictures, Rockefeller Center (no. 2), Columbus Circle (no. 3) and Times Square (no. 4) were also on the list.
Oh, dear God, people... really? Okay, look, I get that the Apple Store is right at the base of Central Park, and therefore it's a heavy traffic area, and so it's very recognizable and hard to miss, and... and... really!??! You go to New York City for a weekend to see the sights, and you take a picture of... THE APPLE STORE?!??! That's like going around the country taking a picture of all the great Wal-Marts throughout the nation. Hey, look! There's the Wal-Mart in Las Vegas! And there's the Wal-Mart by the Golden Gate Bridge!

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, since recent research suggests that love for Apple lights up the same part of the brain as religion--in that case, the Apple Store on 5th Avenue is for Apple lovers what St. Peter's is for a Catholic. Pardon me while I throw up a little bit.

Yup, this is America.

[LiveScience]
(h/t Barry Ritholtz)

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Sometimes, the consumer does win

Alright, I'm always harping on the need for innovation (and entrepreneurship) to get us out of our economic doldrums. So much so that I'm not even going to bother linking to my old rants--if you've read me before, you need no reminder of my views. I usually harp about the lack of innovation, and how consolidation of industries limits competition and drives down the overall level of innovation, thus essentially screwing the consumer.

This is not one of those times. This is awesome:

This is the second major announcement by Amazon this month, following on the heels of their "free streaming video for Amazon Prime customers" offer (admittedly it's limited to select titles, but I've watched Syriana, Man On Wire, and Exit Through the Gift Shop for free this month, while paying only a combined $5 to rent The Fighter and The Prestige... and I've gotten $300 dollars worth of products, including a propane grill, shipped to me for free. Yeah, I'm an Amazon Prime fanboy--so be it).

Amazon is one of the few companies that I truly admire right now. They've got brains, they've got guts, and they truly do try to innovate and provide value to their customers in creative new ways. Their products (and their site arrangement) might not be as pretty as their competitors, but they're every bit as functional, and in some ways better (most notably, they don't "protect" their audio files like iTunes does so that they can't be played on non-Apple media players, which is bulls**t). And their prices can't be beat.

Ultimately, I admire any company with the stones to take on both Netflix and Apple in the same month. Maybe it will work out for them, maybe it won't--but any company that stared down the dot-com bubble burst and survived isn't a company I'd bet against.

Monday, November 1, 2010

My phone knows (or knew) more than I do...

This Halloween weekend was a pretty rough one for me. It's never easy to admit to yourself that you're not as smart as an inanimate piece of electronics, but that's exactly what happened to me this weekend after my iPhone took an unfortunate dive into a watery grave (I'm thinking he heard what I said about him here, couldn't handle the shame, and decided to take his own life...sad).

Even more unfortunate was my realization that all of my contacts were (by default) stored on the iPhone's internal drive, and not the SIM card. And my subsequent realization that even though I'd backed up those contacts on iTunes, iTunes wouldn't show them to me without a functional iPhone plugged in (cute, Apple, very cute...no, I won't buy a new iPhone). And my final realization that I... don't... know... ANYBODY'S... phone number any more.

Even when I logged onto my account online and viewed my last cell phone bill, I barely recognized any of the numbers in my call history. Without a name attached to them, they were pretty much meaningless to me. Bad news.


It used to be that I knew all of my friends' phone numbers--I still remember all of the home phone numbers of my childhood friends, many of which have been defunct for years now. Now, since changing my phone number a few months back, I barely even know my own. It's a strange shift, and not necessarily a good one. The more we entrust to our electronic devices, the less self-sufficient we become (or at least, feel).

With smartphones, this dynamic becomes even more pronounced. We use our phones as calendars, Rolodexes (wait till I try to explain those things to my kids), checkbook balancers (and, for that matter, checkbooks), notepads, alarm clocks, flashlights, video game consoles, maps, compasses, encyclopedias, e-mail machines, remote controls, and I don't even know what else. When they malfunction, drown, or we simply forget to charge them, we find ourselves lost and confused in a cold, cruel world.

It was therefore somewhat refreshing to be forced to track down my old contacts and revert to the slightly-less-smart phone that I used pre-iPhone. I'd forgotten what my life was like before my iPhone took over, and it turns out I was capable of getting out of bed and tying my shoes back then after all. Who knew?